A Gorgeously Spectacular Human Form of Chaos...

I tend to talk in song lyrics. I've found that any life lesson has already been summed up by a comedian. I live my life by Oscar Wilde quotes. I'm a news nerd and a writer by trade, will try and credit things that aren't mine, and hope you do the same to things of my creation.
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Sat Dec 29
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Reblogged from frankocean

There’s some singers whose voices were born for it and whose tonal quality reaches something deep within me, bolstered only by the quality of the lyrics that their voice is matched with. One of them, for me, is Frank Ocean. His lyrics are poetry.

Tue Nov 20
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Reblogged from howdoijournalism

HAPPY HOUR LATER

howdoijournalism:

Reminds me of Thursday happy hours where we grab people from production and before ethics class and DGAF. Journos are the best drinkers no doubt.

Wed Nov 14
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WWDDD? What would Don Draper do? I.E. Always the right course of action.

Mon Nov 12
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We will make her a quiche — a motherfucking quiche … with a side of homemade hummus.
Do you even know the difference between hummus and baba ganoush?
You’re a joke.

Wed Oct 17
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What we all were waiting for … more chapters of “Trapped in the Closet.”

Tue Oct 16
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Reblogged from thatwrengirl