February 2010
152 posts
2 tags
January 2010
175 posts
Mitch Hedberg Quotes! →
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the...
– Hitch (via littlemiss)
I had a great dinner/movie date night...
…with my fave Joel last night.
Sometimes I miss the dorm life of last year because everyone was so conveniently close.
BUT after going apartment hunting this morning, I’m excited to finally have my own place basically.
3 tags
I've had this song stuck in my head ALL THROUGH... →
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an...
– (via iqstormic)
Hell yes, Mitch Hedberg :]
3 tags
State of the Union Drinking Game? Way to read my... →
I still can’t decide whether this is downright sad that people have to drink to get through the SOTU or hilariously funny. Just wondering.
Don’t compromise yourself. You are all you’ve got.
– Janis Joplin (via erinsshenanigans) (via quote-book)
2 tags
The oldest recipe in existance is the the recipe...
ohyeahfacts:
(The Ultimate Book of Useless Information)
Just like the oldest profession is prostitution, there are some things that people just HAVE to have.
Sleeping to dream about you, and I’m so tired of having to live without you, but...
– Sleeping to dream, Jason Mraz (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Owning your burdens is half the battle.
– Scrubs
Submitted by: tapiah-an-deis
(via quote-book)
Quote: Awesome.
Quote from Scrubs: FREAKING FANTASTIC!
4 tags