A Gorgeously Spectacular Human Form of Chaos...
I'm pretty sarcastic, a little verbose, prone to laughing all the time, and oscillate between high-brow conversations and intelligent satire. I tend to sling a wicked potty mouth while liking jokes that make 11-year-old boys laugh. I have a ridiculous amount of throw pillows on my bed, love my five piercings and two tattoos (and am looking for new hiding spots to get more), am deeply against salads as a stand alone meal and want to eventually get paid to write as a journalist during a time where information is everywhere and verification is slim. I could insert some legalese about don't steal my stuff and I'll credit yours but that's no fun, so instead I'll say dale pues y buena suerte.


