A Gorgeously Spectacular Human Form of Chaos...

I'm pretty sarcastic, a little verbose, prone to laughing all the time, and oscillate between high-brow conversations and intelligent satire. I tend to sling a wicked potty mouth while liking jokes that make 11-year-old boys laugh. I have a ridiculous amount of throw pillows on my bed, love my five piercings and two tattoos (and am looking for new hiding spots to get more), am deeply against salads as a stand alone meal and want to eventually get paid to write as a journalist during a time where information is everywhere and verification is slim. I could insert some legalese about don't steal my stuff and I'll credit yours but that's no fun, so instead I'll say dale pues y buena suerte.


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Things that I do at 3AM when I can’t sleep…

Make embarrassing lists about the things I’ve done to get here:

 - Watched all three Friday movies: They are amazing pieces of cinema and I own all three. I wouldn’t take back one cent of the $10 I spent on them.

- Having lovely conversations with my roommates: I got home and one roommate was midway through watching Seriously Funny by Kevin Hart and the other made me a cupcake and had it sitting waiting for me when I got home. What’s that in your cup? Haterade? I thought so.

- Drank: To be fair, it was only one Dos Equis Ambar at ‘Chovies at 6 … but part of me thinks I should be more sad that I drink on Mondays. Or maybe I just appreciate the finer things in life.

- Reevaluated my life choices: Every couple of days I daydream of how much easier life would have been if I had just gone to business school. Then I convince myself that my life will be happier since I went with my passion. Hopefully it works out … because I don’t look good living in a cardboard box.

- This: Gotta keep it relevant because I had one of these before it was cool. Real hipster stuff.

Now it’s 3:24 and I’m still awake. Good thing I never pay attention in my Latin American globalization class anyway.

Breaking news, I’m awesome.

Night.