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I'm pretty sarcastic, a little verbose, prone to laughing all the time, and oscillate between high-brow conversations and intelligent satire. I tend to sling a wicked potty mouth while liking jokes that make 11-year-old boys laugh. I have a ridiculous amount of throw pillows on my bed, love my five piercings and two tattoos (and am looking for new hiding spots to get more), am deeply against salads as a stand alone meal and want to eventually get paid to write as a journalist during a time where information is everywhere and verification is slim. I could insert some legalese about don't steal my stuff and I'll credit yours but that's no fun, so instead I'll say dale pues y buena suerte.


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Reblogged from thedailywhat
Just do the “random video” option on the Has Anyone Said This page and watch your mind be blown … but seriously. So much work I’m not doing at work right now.
thedailywhat:

Lunchtime Links:
Has Anyone Said This Sh*t: A search engine for the Sh*t Blanks Say videos. (via.)
President Obama’s former senior adviser David Axelrod pokes fun at Mitt Romney’s dog problem via Twitter.
First Twitter film festival being held in Chicago.
Lunchtime Leisure: Loondon. (via.)
Lunchtime Lady: Randie Rage.
Lunchtime List: 5 Lost Photos That Could Have Changed History.
[photo: reddit.]

Just do the “random video” option on the Has Anyone Said This page and watch your mind be blown … but seriously. So much work I’m not doing at work right now.

thedailywhat:

Lunchtime Links:

  • President Obama’s former senior adviser David Axelrod pokes fun at Mitt Romney’s dog problem via Twitter.

[photo: reddit.]

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