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I'm pretty sarcastic, a little verbose, prone to laughing all the time, and oscillate between high-brow conversations and intelligent satire. I tend to sling a wicked potty mouth while liking jokes that make 11-year-old boys laugh. I have a ridiculous amount of throw pillows on my bed, love my five piercings and two tattoos (and am looking for new hiding spots to get more), am deeply against salads as a stand alone meal and want to eventually get paid to write as a journalist during a time where information is everywhere and verification is slim. I could insert some legalese about don't steal my stuff and I'll credit yours but that's no fun, so instead I'll say dale pues y buena suerte.


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Reblogged from thedailywhat
That’s right. I reblogged a candle that smells like newsprint. SO WHAT? 
thedailywhat:

This x That:
Know This:
President Obama expected to announce Afghanistan troop drawdown.
Leon Panetta unanimously confirmed as new secretary of defense.
Newt Gingrich continues to hemorrhage team members, loses fundraising director and consultant.
Former Utah governor Jon Huntsman enters race for Republican presidential nomination.
Read This:
Follow Up: Warner Bros. settles with tattoo artist, won’t digitally alter Ed Helms’ face.
Whining most annoying sound, study finds.
16-year-old Courtney Stodden’s mom on her daughter’s marriage to 51-year-old Lost actor Doug Hutchison: “We are totally supportive.” See Also: Courtney Stodden’s anti-cyber-bullying PSA.
Gizmodo’s Mat Honan to AOL re: Mike Arrington’s Caterina Fake attack: “You’ve got blackmail.”
Mark Kelly retiring from Navy and NASA to spend more time with wife Gabrielle Giffords.
World’s oldest person passes torch on to next oldest person.
Read This: How To Not Die In A Plane Crash.
The Other:
NewsFeed: Take On the Taliban With a $250 Chess Set.
Tea x Time List: The 100 greatest non-fiction books.
Above: New York Times-scented candle by Tobias Wong. (via.)

That’s right. I reblogged a candle that smells like newsprint. 
SO WHAT? 

thedailywhat:

This x That:

Know This:

Read This:

The Other:

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    the candle is newsy,...hints of guaiacwood, cedar, musk, spice,
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