A Gorgeously Spectacular Human Form of Chaos...

I'm pretty sarcastic, a little verbose, prone to laughing all the time, and oscillate between high-brow conversations and intelligent satire. I tend to sling a wicked potty mouth while liking jokes that make 11-year-old boys laugh. I have a ridiculous amount of throw pillows on my bed, love my five piercings and two tattoos (and am looking for new hiding spots to get more), am deeply against salads as a stand alone meal and want to eventually get paid to write as a journalist during a time where information is everywhere and verification is slim. I could insert some legalese about don't steal my stuff and I'll credit yours but that's no fun, so instead I'll say dale pues y buena suerte.


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Reblogged from cbenjamin
austinkleon:

mlarson:

cbenjamin:

The syllabus to an English class at Rutgers. If I was a professor, I would do shit like this all the time.

Yes.

Hi/lo juxtaposition, bitches.

austinkleon:

mlarson:

cbenjamin:

The syllabus to an English class at Rutgers. If I was a professor, I would do shit like this all the time.

Yes.

Hi/lo juxtaposition, bitches.

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    The syllabus to an English class at Rutgers. If I was a professor, I would do shit like this all the time.
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    bet gems like these only come up once in
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    I wish i was a teacher.
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