A Gorgeously Spectacular Human Form of Chaos...

I'm pretty sarcastic, a little verbose, laugh all the time, and oscillate between high-brow conversations and intelligent satire and a slinging potty mouth while liking jokes that make 11-year-old boys laugh. I have a ridiculous amount of throw pillows on my bed, love my five piercings and two tattoos (and am looking for new hiding spots to get more), am deeply against salads as a stand alone meal and want to eventually get paid to write as a journalist during a time where information is everywhere and verification is slim. I could insert some legalese about don't steal my stuff and I'll credit yours but that's no fun, so instead I'll say dale pues (a Central American interjection meaning just go for it) y buena suerte (Spanish for good luck).


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Reblogged from cbenjamin
austinkleon:

mlarson:

cbenjamin:

The syllabus to an English class at Rutgers. If I was a professor, I would do shit like this all the time.

Yes.

Hi/lo juxtaposition, bitches.

austinkleon:

mlarson:

cbenjamin:

The syllabus to an English class at Rutgers. If I was a professor, I would do shit like this all the time.

Yes.

Hi/lo juxtaposition, bitches.

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    The syllabus to an English class at Rutgers. If I was a professor, I would do shit like this all the time.
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    bet gems like these only come up once in
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    I wish i was a teacher.
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